FRONT PORCH WISDOM
Slow sips. Hard truths.
ACADEMICALLY
TRAINED IN
BAD DECISIONS.
Shenanigans, hard-won wisdom, and questionable life advice for the crowd that lived it. Your worst story could become the next episode.
SUBMIT YOUR STORY
AN INVITATION FROM THE INSTITUTE
Bad decisions make great stories. Tell us yours.
THE FACULTY IS LISTENING →THE SYLLABUS
7 ways to learn the hard way — pulled straight from the Institute’s archives.
IBRUH
Absurd predicaments, questionable advice.
TIP TALK
Deadpan tips for modern survival.
LAWS OF ADULTHOOD
Fifty laws. Learned the hard way.
SHORTS
Big swings. Bigger consequences.
ADULTREX
Side effects include adulthood.
CUT THE STRING
Two lines. One clean snip.
In session now. Your story could end up on this wall — submit it.
SUBMIT YOUR STORY
OPEN OFFICE HOURS
SHARE YOUR STORY
That story your group chat refuses to let die? Give us the short version. If it makes the faculty laugh, gasp, or question your judgment, you’re doing it right.
PITCH THE PODCAST
GOT 60–90 SECONDS?
Tell us enough of the story that we desperately want to hear the rest. Send your pitch for the faculty to consider.
COMEDY IN SESSION
Watch shorts from the Institute’s archives.
STORIES WELCOME
Send us your most questionable life choice.
PITCH THE PODCAST
Share an idea for the faculty to consider.
FOUNDING 50 INTEREST
Let us know you’d like to be involved.
THE INSTITUTE OF QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES
FOUNDING 50
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Curious about the Founding 50? Add your email to express interest in this planned community. Signing up does not reserve a membership or guarantee benefits.
REQUIRED READING
What exactly is this?
The Institute of Questionable Life Choices — a comedy universe built around Professor Condom, with 7 series of animated shorts. The jokes are loud. The craft is serious.
What happens when I submit a story?
Your submission is saved for the team to review and consider for future content. Leave an email if you’d like us to be able to contact you about it. Submission does not guarantee selection.
What’s the Founding 50?
A planned community for people who want to be involved early. The form collects expressions of interest; it does not award or reserve membership. Details and benefits are still being developed.
Is this actually about condoms?
Professor Condom is a comedy character. This website shares entertainment and collects stories and pitches; it is not a condom store or a source of medical advice.